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'Great job! -- I'll go gather some herbs.'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

The Food Chain

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

Protoplasm

"Don't mix this up...I want a car with a moonroof. He wants one with a sunroof."

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

'We've discovered a new breed of shark tat has evolved is dorsal fin to disguise itself,'

Geekasaurus.

"Just great. These humans bring us back from extinction just in time for another global climate catastrophe."

"You never know what will catch on!"

"Thank you earthlings, without your space junk we would be nothing."

"Some dinosaurs died out more quickly than others" "You want some?"

"It's a wheeble or some such thing, but still no sign of a deoderant."

'If you think using a stick is evolutionary, wait till you try one these dipped in chocolate.'

What shoddy workmanship - this road was only built 300 years ago and it already has a pot hole!"

"Finish your anchovies and then you can evolve."

Hunter-Gatherer, Agriculture, Services, Tech. . . Job-Hunter-Gatherer.

"I think we should get a dog."

'That's gonna be a big job, boss.'

'This is really going to tarnish his legacy, Al.'

"I decided to go on land after I got the sneaker deal."

"On the other hand, he never learned to ride a unicycle."

"The sideburns really do nothing for me!"

"These images clearly show we were here long before mankind."

"Professor, just how long did you say that evolution thing takes?"

"Think about it: State-of-the-art tar preservation! And then, when we eventually find a cure for this extinction thing, there YOU are! On the ground floor!"

Worm humour

"Ha! I didn't become the mayor of Atlantis by listening to a bunch of pesky scientists."