Primitive Life Buff Gifts

'Great job! -- I'll go gather some herbs.'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

The Food Chain

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

Protoplasm

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

"You never know what will catch on!"

"Just great. These humans bring us back from extinction just in time for another global climate catastrophe."

"Thank you earthlings, without your space junk we would be nothing."

Geekasaurus.

"Some dinosaurs died out more quickly than others" "You want some?"

"I think we should get a dog."

'If you think using a stick is evolutionary, wait till you try one these dipped in chocolate.'

'That's gonna be a big job, boss.'

"Finish your anchovies and then you can evolve."

Hunter-Gatherer, Agriculture, Services, Tech. . . Job-Hunter-Gatherer.

What shoddy workmanship - this road was only built 300 years ago and it already has a pot hole!"

"I decided to go on land after I got the sneaker deal."

"Think about it: State-of-the-art tar preservation! And then, when we eventually find a cure for this extinction thing, there YOU are! On the ground floor!"

"The sideburns really do nothing for me!"

"On the other hand, he never learned to ride a unicycle."

"Ha! I didn't become the mayor of Atlantis by listening to a bunch of pesky scientists."

Worm humour

"Professor, just how long did you say that evolution thing takes?"

'You never had it so good! Just wait! You'll come crawling back to me!'