Living Organism Buff Gifts

Protoplasm

Prize vegetables.

Plant Lady

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Garden Goddess.

The Food Chain

The Age of Reptiles. . .

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

Hermit Crabapple Tree

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

"I'm going to get you fired."

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

"Hey Neil, you wanna come hang out with us today?"

"Oh, quit your whining. At least yours comes back in the Spring

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

'Don't you think it's just a little weird to have a cemetery for houseplants?!'

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

Get on with it!

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

Gene Therapy

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'

'You're not really that much help, Ben.'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

Florist "Say it with cacti"