Bacteria Buff Gifts

If you're searching for a gift for a bacteria buff, you've come to the right place. Our collection features fun and creative products that showcase their passion for microbiology. From witty mugs to clever t-shirts, each item is designed to delight anyone fascinated by tiny organisms. Whether it's for a scientist, student, or just a science enthusiast, our range combines humor and intellect in every piece, making their love of bacteria a fun and appreciated gift.

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'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.' mockup

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

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Man with tiny net peers through microscope.

Man with tiny net peers through microscope. mockup

Man with tiny net peers through microscope.

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Bacterial Cultural Center

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'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.' mockup

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

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"I know you've been together a long time, but I'm sorry... Your microbiome can't follow you in."

"I know you've been together a long time, but I'm sorry... Your microbiome can't follow you in." mockup

"I know you've been together a long time, but I'm sorry... Your microbiome can't follow you in."

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"What the heck!! These cells aren't dividing, they seem to be moving closer together??"

"What the heck!! These cells aren't dividing, they seem to be moving closer together??" mockup

"What the heck!! These cells aren't dividing, they seem to be moving closer together??"

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Who needs Facebook friends when you've got billions of friendly gut bacteria?

Who needs Facebook friends when you've got billions of friendly gut bacteria? mockup

Who needs Facebook friends when you've got billions of friendly gut bacteria?

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'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.' mockup

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

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"Bacteria are fascinating. They multiply by dividing."

"Bacteria are fascinating. They multiply by dividing." mockup

"Bacteria are fascinating. They multiply by dividing."

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"Back in Great, Great. . . Grandad's day there was more than enough sunlight for everybody. . ."

"Back in Great, Great. . . Grandad's day there was more than enough sunlight for everybody. . ." mockup

"Back in Great, Great. . . Grandad's day there was more than enough sunlight for everybody. . ."

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"Uh-Oh!"

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"Don't give him air- he's anaerobic!" mockup

"Don't give him air- he's anaerobic!"

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'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

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Flan-eating bacteria

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'The anaerobic ones are just sitting there, but the aerobic bacteria are doing jumping jacks, sit-up, leg lifts....'

'The anaerobic ones are just sitting there, but the aerobic bacteria are doing jumping jacks, sit-up, leg lifts....' mockup

'The anaerobic ones are just sitting there, but the aerobic bacteria are doing jumping jacks, sit-up, leg lifts....'

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"It was a revelation. What I thought was salmonella was really E.coli, and what I though was E.coli was really salmonella."

"It was a revelation. What I thought was salmonella was really E.coli, and what I though was E.coli was really salmonella." mockup

"It was a revelation. What I thought was salmonella was really E.coli, and what I though was E.coli was really salmonella."

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"There's 20 billion of us crammed into our capsule world, who's for burrowing south to freedom?"

"There's 20 billion of us crammed into our capsule world, who's for burrowing south to freedom?" mockup

"There's 20 billion of us crammed into our capsule world, who's for burrowing south to freedom?"

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"I'm going to get you fired."

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"So is flesh-eating bacteria the good kind of bacteria or the bad kind?"

"So is flesh-eating bacteria the good kind of bacteria or the bad kind?" mockup

"So is flesh-eating bacteria the good kind of bacteria or the bad kind?"

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Prize vegetables.

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Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders. mockup

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

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'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:' mockup

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

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'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?' mockup

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

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Plant Lady

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Garden Goddess.

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Wordplay: Gastropod.

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TSA Noah

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Hermit Crabapple Tree

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"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it." mockup

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

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"Today, I'll be cherry-picking from Deuteronomy."

"Today, I'll be cherry-picking from Deuteronomy." mockup

"Today, I'll be cherry-picking from Deuteronomy."

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'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.' mockup

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

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Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.' mockup

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

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Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

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'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?' mockup

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

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' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! ' mockup

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

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Bacteria Buff Gifts Collection

Bacteria Buff Mugs

Explore our collection of microbiology-inspired mugs that make perfect gifts for bacteria buffs. Funny, witty, and scientific — ideal for coffee lovers who appreciate tiny organisms.

Bacteria Buff Pillows

Browse our range of microbiology-inspired pillows. These quirky designs add humor and charm to any science lover’s home decor.

Bacteria Buff Prints

View our collection of microbiology prints. Perfect for decorating a lab, study, or living space with a touch of scientific wit and microscopic charm.

Bacteria Buff T-Shirts

Check out our microbiology-themed T-shirts. They’re a fun way for bacteria enthusiasts to showcase their passion with humor and style.