Bio Buff Gifts

"Some genetic engineers we turned out to be!"

Gene Therapy

Medical School. No, the oath to do no harm doesn't include germs.

"Flossie is as pleased as I am about producing this new vaccine, and we are both proud to accept the Nobel Prize."

"I've given blood about 20 times. . ."

Prize vegetables.

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

At the Museum

Albert Einstein

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

Apples for sale

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

Plant Lady

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

God Sneezes Out Creation

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Fusion Lab. Did you tell the boss we need more hydrogen? Yes, I told him we were out of our element.

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Garden Goddess.

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

Young Dr. Dolittle.

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

X-ray Psychology.

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

A day at the transgenic races

"Technically, it's a mammal."