Bio Buff Prints

"Some genetic engineers we turned out to be!"

Gene Therapy

"I've given blood about 20 times. . ."

Prize vegetables.

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

At the Museum

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Apples for sale

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

Plant Lady

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

God Sneezes Out Creation

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Garden Goddess.

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

Hermit Crabapple Tree

X-ray Psychology.

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

The Age of Reptiles. . .

A day at the transgenic races

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'