Genetics Buff Prints

"As you can see from your genetic printout, you only think you' re depressed..."

"'Genetic Science: Good or Bad...?' Today I will be talking to those involved..."

"He's got your trudge."

Unknown to the rest of the world, members of the scientific community have been making their own babies to order for quite some time now.

'Wow! Your kid looks a lot like you!'

'Your genes got you into this, but frankly I don't know if they can get you out of it.'

'Chicken Breeder Monthly'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

A day at the transgenic races

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

Gene Therapy

Milkin' Impossible

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

Body Systems

"Some genetic engineers we turned out to be!"

'They used to be called sheep, and they produced wool. Now they're some sort of bioengineered creatures, and they produce antibiotics.'

'If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, looks like a duck, it' actually a gene-modified flounder.'

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

"Some dinosaurs died out more quickly than others" "You want some?"

"Fortunately I hold the patent for the gene that's causing the ringing in your ears, and I can refer you to the doctor who holds the patent for the gene that's causing the pain in your ears."

"You never know what will catch on!"

Our 4 Branches of Government

'Sorry buddy, read the sign. That means no ifs, ands, or buts.'

Practice Pigs at the Gene Farm

'This won't take long, Senator -- I'm a single-issue nut.'

"Finish your anchovies and then you can evolve."

'We need someone on the outside.'

"I've given blood about 20 times. . ."

'If you think using a stick is evolutionary, wait till you try one these dipped in chocolate.'

The first birthday gift.