Genetics Buff T-Shirts

"As you can see from your genetic printout, you only think you' re depressed..."

"'Genetic Science: Good or Bad...?' Today I will be talking to those involved..."

'Your mothers bloody type was B, your father's type was O. That's why you have B.O.'

"He's got your trudge."

Unknown to the rest of the world, members of the scientific community have been making their own babies to order for quite some time now.

'Wow! Your kid looks a lot like you!'

'Your genes got you into this, but frankly I don't know if they can get you out of it.'

'Chicken Breeder Monthly'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

A day at the transgenic races

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

Gene Therapy

Milkin' Impossible

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

Bio, Inc. Should we continue to invest in this promising new cloning technique? Yeah, let's double down on it.

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

Body Systems

'It's a bloody-cross-breed.'

"Some genetic engineers we turned out to be!"

'They used to be called sheep, and they produced wool. Now they're some sort of bioengineered creatures, and they produce antibiotics.'

'If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, looks like a duck, it' actually a gene-modified flounder.'

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

"Fortunately I hold the patent for the gene that's causing the ringing in your ears, and I can refer you to the doctor who holds the patent for the gene that's causing the pain in your ears."

"You never know what will catch on!"

"Some dinosaurs died out more quickly than others" "You want some?"

'We've discovered a new breed of shark tat has evolved is dorsal fin to disguise itself,'

Too much Inflammation

Our 4 Branches of Government

'Sorry buddy, read the sign. That means no ifs, ands, or buts.'

Meat Poultry Fish. Genetically Modified Christmas Turkeys. Order Now. They inserted kangaroo DNA to make a product for stuffing, and octopus DNA so everybody gets a drumstick!

"Finish your anchovies and then you can evolve."