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"It's a generational thing...he's a Boomer."

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

'Wow! Your kid looks a lot like you!'

'Remember, an economic boom is usually followed by an economic kaboom,'

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

'It's a bloody-cross-breed.'

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

In the eighties, Americans knew how to be Americans. Big cars. Big radios. Big hair. Everything was big. Unfortunately, I was so buff that all my huge stuff looked tiny in comparison. So I would loan my stuff to the skinniest, wimpiest kid I could find. Hold this. Let me reminisce vicariously through you. (Sigh.) Those were the days. Is it working?

Our 4 Branches of Government

OVERPOPULATION CRISIS LOOMS!, 'If the Government really wanted zero population growth, they'd turn the problem over to the Pentagon.'

'We've discovered a new breed of shark tat has evolved is dorsal fin to disguise itself,'

"Some dinosaurs died out more quickly than others" "You want some?"

Planner at work.

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. XIII. - The ladies and the police - the battle of the Crystal Palace

'If you think using a stick is evolutionary, wait till you try one these dipped in chocolate.'

'I want something by Anais Nin... but not the naughty Anais Nin!'

"Finish your anchovies and then you can evolve."

"I'm putting your math homework in your blue folder – don’t eat it!"

'This won't take long, Senator -- I'm a single-issue nut.'

Hunter-Gatherer, Agriculture, Services, Tech. . . Job-Hunter-Gatherer.

'We need someone on the outside.'

"Problem is, it's the only song he knows."

"I decided to go on land after I got the sneaker deal."

"Honk If You're Running For Governor!

'No wonder people are cynical about government. Fooling some of the people all the time no longer works.'

"These images clearly show we were here long before mankind."

'Your genes got you into this, but frankly I don't know if they can get you out of it.'

An angel spinning the Vitruvian Man

"Professor, just how long did you say that evolution thing takes?"