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"It's a generational thing...he's a Boomer."

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

'Wow! Your kid looks a lot like you!'

'Remember, an economic boom is usually followed by an economic kaboom,'

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

Our 4 Branches of Government

OVERPOPULATION CRISIS LOOMS!, 'If the Government really wanted zero population growth, they'd turn the problem over to the Pentagon.'

"Some dinosaurs died out more quickly than others" "You want some?"

Planner at work.

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. XIII. - The ladies and the police - the battle of the Crystal Palace

"I'm putting your math homework in your blue folder – don’t eat it!"

Hunter-Gatherer, Agriculture, Services, Tech. . . Job-Hunter-Gatherer.

'We need someone on the outside.'

'This won't take long, Senator -- I'm a single-issue nut.'

"Finish your anchovies and then you can evolve."

'If you think using a stick is evolutionary, wait till you try one these dipped in chocolate.'

'I want something by Anais Nin... but not the naughty Anais Nin!'

"I decided to go on land after I got the sneaker deal."

'No wonder people are cynical about government. Fooling some of the people all the time no longer works.'

Worm humour

'Your genes got you into this, but frankly I don't know if they can get you out of it.'

"Phil, you've done a terrific job of reinventing yourself...but we see here you're still just patent pending."

An angel spinning the Vitruvian Man

"Professor, just how long did you say that evolution thing takes?"