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Not many people know that Leonardo had a dog

"When you've finished, could you do another for me?"

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

"I'll be honest with you Leo, I was expecting a more enigmatic smile."

An angel spinning the Vitruvian Man

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Knight Golfing

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Cavemen Romantic Gesture

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

Missing You.

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

Of Mice and Men.

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

May your Christmas be full of harmony

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

What do you think about this "too big to fail" stuff?

If the Brontë sisters wrote science fiction

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

'Einstein's theory of negativity'

"Of course you'll study Latin. How else will you learn the names of your dinosaur friends."

Knights of the Square Table.

Verbal Orders

"Never gonna give thou up -- Never gonna let thou down -- Never gonna run around and desert thouuuuuu."

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

'You can't recuse yourself from a war!'

A caveman kid sees his ancestor in a museum exhibit

"You fools! That's not the boiling oil, that's my beef casserole!"

The simultaneous development of dining and pomposity.

"And for only $19.99 I can give you my super bowl pick."

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto, Number One, first movement."

"With a little luck he'll be a benevolent teenager."

'I hate to tell you this, but there was a hole in my pocket, and I lost the budget surplus.'