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'Why shouldn't I be obsessive compulsive? My mother is obsessive and my father is compulsive.'

Gifts for a cloned baby!

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

The Age of Reptiles. . .

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

'Wow! Your kid looks a lot like you!'

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

"Hear ye! Hear ye! Look, having nuclear - my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at M.I.T. - good genes, very good genes, O.K., very smart. . ."

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

'Friends, lab rats, country mice, lend me your ears...'

"And you need to know this why?"

Research and Development: 'We've finally done it. An actual cell phone!'

Genetic Fingerprinting.

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

'Eureka! I found the gene that causes people to sell low and buy high!'

Ideas that failed: Goliath Goats.

"Ma didn't want to leave out anyone."

'Darling, we were made for each other.'

DNA Xmas.

Friends often dropped by and subjected Sir Isaac to a little good-natured ridicule.

Brian works in stem cell research

"Fortunately I hold the patent for the gene that's causing the ringing in your ears, and I can refer you to the doctor who holds the patent for the gene that's causing the pain in your ears."

'You may share 85% of your genetic material with him, but I share 5% tops.'

Genetic Manipulation

Greatly enlarged view of newly discovered particle.

'Ahhh . . . he's got your original nose.'

An inbred poodle.

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

Baldness Facts