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Mother: 'He has your eyes.'

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Gifts for a cloned baby!

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

"It's the dawn of a new era"

Welcome to the moon cafe and gift shop...

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

Graduation Speech.

'How about a toast to my breakthrough?!'

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

'Friends, lab rats, country mice, lend me your ears...'

"The arms reduction talks are off to a good start -so far, we've agreed to ban pebbles."

'Well, at least it has bubbles.'

"I understand the allure of religion. It offers hope in a world that's often cruel and unfair. But religion's promises have been consistently proven false. Science, on the other hand, has actually delivered the things that improve human life...."

"Lord, thank you for guiding me through the whole 'evolution by natural selection' thing."

"It says here that study claims chimps and humans are 96% the same. What's your thoughts Derek?"

Dept of Probability: Maybe, Possibly, Perhaps.

Genetic Fingerprinting.

Peer-reviewed journal publication.

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

'Eureka! I found the gene that causes people to sell low and buy high!'

Galilei Galileo.

Ideas that failed: Goliath Goats.

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'