Genetics Aficionado Mugs

Mother: 'He has your eyes.'

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Gifts for a cloned baby!

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

"It's the dawn of a new era"

Welcome to the moon cafe and gift shop...

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

Graduation Speech.

'How about a toast to my breakthrough?!'

'The doctor says he's going to have to give you a few more tests...'

Evolution of the Birthday Party.

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

School. I like solving problems with X's and Y's, so I'll probably go into either math or genetics!

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

"I've been genetically modified!"

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

'Friends, lab rats, country mice, lend me your ears...'

"The arms reduction talks are off to a good start -so far, we've agreed to ban pebbles."

'Well, at least it has bubbles.'

"I understand the allure of religion. It offers hope in a world that's often cruel and unfair. But religion's promises have been consistently proven false. Science, on the other hand, has actually delivered the things that improve human life...."

Dept of Probability: Maybe, Possibly, Perhaps.

"It says here that study claims chimps and humans are 96% the same. What's your thoughts Derek?"

"Lord, thank you for guiding me through the whole 'evolution by natural selection' thing."

Genetic Fingerprinting.

Peer-reviewed journal publication.

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

'Eureka! I found the gene that causes people to sell low and buy high!'

Galilei Galileo.

Ideas that failed: Goliath Goats.

Science Journal. Editor. Ernie, we need a headline that will interest the general public in our artificial supernovas. "Big stars involved in nasty breakups"! (Published originally on March 2, 2009.)