Genetics Enthusiast Mugs

"Thanks for almost everything, Dad."

'Here's my DNA sequence.'

"He learned all about genetics at school today"

'Congratulations! It's a saviour sibling.'

'It's been reported that the Human Genome Project has discovered a sticking-your-foot-in-your-mouth gene.'

DNA Analysis

'Happy New Ear!'

Jeans Vs. Genes.

'It used to be a dairy farm, but now the milk produces therapeutic proteins, and the eggs contain antibiotics.'

Minority Group Rights To Assisted Reproduction.

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

"Since technically I got my genes from you, the F minuses are yours!"

"I'm his biological lawyer."

'These were developed in the 1980s - they're a heritage genetically modified variety.'

Animal shelter helper reading article 'Rat Cloned'. He reports, 'Says here lawyers are next 'cause their DNA's the same.'

'I can't be certain - But I think this is the fat gene'

Genetic Engineering Lab: Spliced my genes with Barry Manilow

'Your 'criminal gene' mitigation is not without merit, but I am genetically predisposed to punish.'

'Do you think the human genome project will ever find a gene for truckers?'

'He has his father's eyes and his father has his I. Q.'

'It looks like I'm yet another victim of heredity.'

Genetically Modified Apples

DNA

"I would LOVE to have clone of myself!"

"Aren't you afraid you might get too smart?"

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

"Hangovers are mostly a matter of heredity."

"I don't know where she gets it. My mother's father was the only long one in our family."

Cloning Kit

"If your mom had hooked up with me at Eric Miller's graduation party..."

Designer Baby.

Mixed Up Genetics - Spineless Porcupine

Wow, you and your sister look really similar, don't you?

'Whale DNA was added to my embryo and now all I crave is plankton.'

'Ahhh . . . he's got your original nose.'