Genetics Geek Mugs

'We've isolated the obesity gene down to one of these two.'

'Our research shows that heredity and environment are both very significant, but that neither is as important as government regulation.'

"As you can see from your genetic printout you only think you're depressed. You are in fact a happy jolly person."

'I'm afraid our worst suspicions have been confirmed - we found slug, snail and a trace amount of puppydog tail.'

'Darling, we were made for each other.'

'Friends, lab rats, country mice, lend me your ears...'

Leisure time for chromosomes.

'The gene therapy we used is our intellectual property, so we had you copyrighted.'

Dolly, Twenty Years Later

'Well, if it's hereditary, send the bill to one of my relatives.'

'What did you learn in Science class today?'

'Which is it, Furgis? Are you my clone, my mini-me, or is it a case of identity theft?'

Gene Therapy.

'Mama, this corn's got eyeballs...'

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

'Eureka! I found the gene that causes people to sell low and buy high!'

Of Men and Mice

DNA Xmas.

'Prof. Sigurdt has made giant strides in making genetic engineering profitable.'

Elementary Genetics

DNA jigsaw

"He has his Father's eye."

The self-exposed science fraud..."I am not a clone."

Cloning departments

'As a matter of fact, my genes are feeling a lot better.'

There's no place like genome

'You must have a lot of recessive genes.'

Florist selling Stem Cells

"Isn't science today amazing, now you don't have to choose between having a baby or a dog."

Scientists in cloning research lab all look like company founder's portrait.

'Let me guess... you research guys made a breakthrough...'

Scientist resembles mouse. He says: 'It's amazing to think that we share 99 per cent of the same genes.'

Brian works in stem cell research

"Your DNA is in the oven."

Welcome. 23rd annual twins convention - No clones allowed.