Gene Enthusiast T-Shirts

"It's genetic. My father was a dog, and I'm a dog."

"Not much to look at, but it was a real bargain at the Gene Depot."

Specialized regions in a couple of human chromosomes.

'Believe me, gene therapy is perfectly safe.'

"Some people say I look like my dad, others say I look like my mom. I guess I'm a hybrid."

Novox Genlab: 'I don't know if we should call the world press or keep quiet?'

"I mean, just look at us! We've been genetically mortified!"

"They found the nebbish gene."

Genetic link to obesity.

Others may party but only the G-gnome has the imperative to replicate.

Recombinant DNA Lab.

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

'Important research news, but I'm nor sure if we should release it just yet,,,'

'Well the doctor says these genetic tests are conclusive; I'm dominant, you're recessive.'

'So now he has some of your genes. Happy?'

'Our genes suit fine, but astrologically Bob and I don't match at all.'

'I made a new friend...literally.'

"Mom, dad. . . I just wanna thank you for your contribution of DNA."

Your DNA on a Stick

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

Gene Therapy

'Friends, lab rats, country mice, lend me your ears...'

Genetic Fingerprinting.

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

'Mr. 'You can't be too over-weighted in tech stocks', meet Mr. 'You can't be too over-weighted in bio-tech'.'

'Eureka! I found the gene that causes people to sell low and buy high!'

'Well, look who has stock in Genomes-R-Us.'

Ideas that failed: Goliath Goats.

'We've created a teenager!'

Preparing for Casual Friday at the Genome Lab

'Darling, we were made for each other.'