Genomics Enthusiast T-Shirts

'The future of medicine' "It's genomics." "I'd say proteins." "Same as always: economics."

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

Gifts for a cloned baby!

Carbon Dating.

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

'Friends, lab rats, country mice, lend me your ears...'

Genetic Fingerprinting.

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

"I know you've been together a long time, but I'm sorry... Your microbiome can't follow you in."

'Eureka! I found the gene that causes people to sell low and buy high!'

'Mr. 'You can't be too over-weighted in tech stocks', meet Mr. 'You can't be too over-weighted in bio-tech'.'

Ideas that failed: Goliath Goats.

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

'Well, look who has stock in Genomes-R-Us.'

'We've created a teenager!'

Preparing for Casual Friday at the Genome Lab

'Darling, we were made for each other.'

DNA Xmas.

Brian works in stem cell research

An inbred poodle.

'Good help is hard to find, so I decided to clone myself.'

Genetic Manipulation