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'I hope you are not playing God again . . .'

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

"I've been genetically modified!"

School. I like solving problems with X's and Y's, so I'll probably go into either math or genetics!

Now that we've developed lungs, it's only a matter of time before we feel guilty about not exercising.

Gene Therapy

'Friends, lab rats, country mice, lend me your ears...'

"And what qualifications do you bring to the table beyond being first in line?"

Genetic Fingerprinting.

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

'Eureka! I found the gene that causes people to sell low and buy high!'

Recombinant DNA Lab. To-da! The palindromedary!

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

Ideas that failed: Goliath Goats.

Another Screw-up at the Genetics lab. FLASH! What idiot thought of putting a firefly gene in an elephant?!

Preparing for Casual Friday at the Genome Lab

'The future of medicine' "It's genomics." "I'd say proteins." "Same as always: economics."

'Darling, we were made for each other.'

'He's got your tattoos.'

'The Algenist meets the Alchemist.'

DNA Xmas.

Baldness Facts

Genetic Manipulation

'You may share 85% of your genetic material with him, but I share 5% tops.'

DNA Lab. I spliced bee DNA into a dam-building rodent

Brian works in stem cell research

"Fortunately I hold the patent for the gene that's causing the ringing in your ears, and I can refer you to the doctor who holds the patent for the gene that's causing the pain in your ears."

"No movie deals, no endorsements, no product tie-ins..."

'Ahhh . . . he's got your original nose.'

An inbred poodle.

'Good help is hard to find, so I decided to clone myself.'