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"Cloning is all very well in theory, but do you have any proof it can actually work?"

Man climbing a dna 'ladder'.

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

The Evolution Of Man.

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

"I hear the Universe is expanding - set up a meeting with their people."

"I'm studying the effects of prolonged radiation exposure on a panzerotti."

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

Recombinant DNA Lab. To-da! The palindromedary!

You've determined the DNA genome for felines? What do you call it? "Helix the Cat".

Preparing for Casual Friday at the Genome Lab

'The future of medicine' "It's genomics." "I'd say proteins." "Same as always: economics."

Fisherman: 'HOLY MACKEREL!'

'Despite all the work that has been put into it, it's clear that the genome code is not a get-rich-quick scheme.'

'Of course he reminds you of yourself at his age -- he's your clone.'

Frank & Ernest Nucri-Cops. Any luck cracking the conspiracy case? Not yet. There's no DNA evidence to implicate the guilty parties. We couldn't charge the neutron, so we had to let him go. The shyness gene won't talk, and the cholesterol molecule is sticking to his story. The vaccine molecule is our last hope -- he might agree to testify. But first he wants to talk about immunity.

The dna double helix, with a human family taking the place of the dna rungs (or bases), illustrating genetic inheritance within the family

"No movie deals, no endorsements, no product tie-ins..."

Gene Manipulation

"Stop smirking, it's just an expression! You know perfectly well what I mean when I say I'm putting my foot down and you can't go out tonight!"

"What's so galling is that you don't even realize how Earthist you are."

'We discovered a massive dust and gas cloud which is either the beginning of a new star of just a hell of a lot of dust and gas.'

A flower beats up another flower - Genetically Engineered plants tend to be more aggressive than naturally grown ones.

Mother and child riding a DNA rollercoaster.

Large Hadron Colliider-scope

"Good news, Mr. Vanderfirth. We've traced your lineage back to a woman who lived in East Africa two hundred thousand years ago."

"From now on, take the human genome outside before you unravel it"

"Only an astronomer would describe a star that's 30 trillion miles away as 'right next door'."

'I hope you are not playing God again . . .'

'He followed me home from the cloning lab. Can I keep him?'

'It's not supposed to be a triple helix, is it?'