Genome Explorers Gifts

"Cloning is all very well in theory, but do you have any proof it can actually work?"

Man climbing a dna 'ladder'.

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

The Evolution Of Man.

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

"I hear the Universe is expanding - set up a meeting with their people."

"I'm studying the effects of prolonged radiation exposure on a panzerotti."

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

Preparing for Casual Friday at the Genome Lab

'The future of medicine' "It's genomics." "I'd say proteins." "Same as always: economics."

"Stop smirking, it's just an expression! You know perfectly well what I mean when I say I'm putting my foot down and you can't go out tonight!"

'Of course he reminds you of yourself at his age -- he's your clone.'

'Despite all the work that has been put into it, it's clear that the genome code is not a get-rich-quick scheme.'

The dna double helix, with a human family taking the place of the dna rungs (or bases), illustrating genetic inheritance within the family

Gene Manipulation

Fisherman: 'HOLY MACKEREL!'

"No movie deals, no endorsements, no product tie-ins..."

"What's so galling is that you don't even realize how Earthist you are."

'We discovered a massive dust and gas cloud which is either the beginning of a new star of just a hell of a lot of dust and gas.'

Mother and child riding a DNA rollercoaster.

A flower beats up another flower - Genetically Engineered plants tend to be more aggressive than naturally grown ones.

Large Hadron Colliider-scope

"Good news, Mr. Vanderfirth. We've traced your lineage back to a woman who lived in East Africa two hundred thousand years ago."

"From now on, take the human genome outside before you unravel it"

"Only an astronomer would describe a star that's 30 trillion miles away as 'right next door'."

'I hope you are not playing God again . . .'

'It's not supposed to be a triple helix, is it?'

'He followed me home from the cloning lab. Can I keep him?'

Completing the Beast

'Wait! -- Why don't we just have a BEER bash?'