Genetic Explorers Gifts

'Of course he reminds you of yourself at his age -- he's your clone.'

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

The Evolution Of Man.

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

"I'm studying the effects of prolonged radiation exposure on a panzerotti."

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

"I hear the Universe is expanding - set up a meeting with their people."

'But I'm not tired yet!!!'

You've determined the DNA genome for felines? What do you call it? "Helix the Cat".

'Darling, we were made for each other.'

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

Gene Manipulation

Now this is Dr. Brainstorm, he's trying to breed a moth that will eat synthetics.

Science fair judge sees flower pot broken on floor near sign saying 'gravity'.

"Cloning is all very well in theory, but do you have any proof it can actually work?"

Man climbing a dna 'ladder'.

"What's so galling is that you don't even realize how Earthist you are."

'We discovered a massive dust and gas cloud which is either the beginning of a new star of just a hell of a lot of dust and gas.'

"You say genetically modified po-tay-to, I say genetically modified po-tah-to."

'And that's how we discovered curly genes, or, as Dr. Crick insists on calling them, 'DNA'.'

A flower beats up another flower - Genetically Engineered plants tend to be more aggressive than naturally grown ones.

"Frankly I'm a bit confused. According to the genetic printout this gentleman is, in fact, a goat

"The genetic engineers gave him that birthmark as part of a sponsership deal."

Genetic Research Institute - "Darling we were made for each other."

Large Hadron Colliider-scope

"Good news, Mr. Vanderfirth. We've traced your lineage back to a woman who lived in East Africa two hundred thousand years ago."

"Only an astronomer would describe a star that's 30 trillion miles away as 'right next door'."

'It's not supposed to be a triple helix, is it?'