Genetic Experimenter Gifts

The Lamster: Half Lemming-Half Hamster

Genetic Research Lab. You crossed a woodpecker with an armadillo?! I didn't authorize that experiment! I know. It was a peccadillo.

Genetics Research Lab. I crossed a chimpanzee with a flea, and got a microchimp!

Now this is Dr. Brainstorm, he's trying to breed a moth that will eat synthetics.

"Young Frankenstein"

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"You're such a good listener."

Robotic Man

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

Jr. cloning kit

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

"I thought you wanted me to change."

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

This condition could be hereditary - does stupidity run in your family?

A day at the transgenic races

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

Jurassic Pork

Family DNA

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

'I demand a DNA test.'

GMOs: The Next Generation

Catasaurus

'The beef has been genetically modified to make it taste like a more expensive cut.'

"Cloning is an imperfect science."

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."