Dna Experimenter Gifts

"What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?"

"Young Frankenstein"

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Family DNA

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

Miami Mice

'At present, my son and I are extremely interested in genetics and heredity.'

Frankenstein's Ancestry

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

"Please accept the apologies of this court. You're free to go now, and, by the way, here's your DNA back."

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

'ADN'

A caveman kid sees his ancestor in a museum exhibit

"Tell me about yourself. Any weird genes or anything?"

'Apparently my DNA had guilt written all over it.'

'Well, look who has stock in Genomes-R-Us.'

Jerk Gene

Preparing for Casual Friday at the Genome Lab

'We've created a teenager!'

How did life begin? Image shows a strand of dna in the form of a question mark (with a single cell as the dot, floating in water or primeval soup). The image also refers to life beyond the earth, with the cell-like blobs resembling galaxies in outer space

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

"Are you sure you're not just teaching to the test?"

"I've devised a new paternity test, or as I call it, a pop quiz."

'If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, looks like a duck, it' actually a gene-modified flounder.'

'This changes everything -- I found a loophole in the genetic code!'

Cursing Scientist.

DNA Xmas.

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

Professor...what are you doing?