Dna Explorer Gifts

"Oops!" "Never say that in a DNA lab!"

Genetic manipulation

Maps of the Human Genome

"Ich habe einen ziemlich miesen DNA-Tag."

Genetic Research and Engineering Department (sign has 6 fingers)

'No kings or noblemen, but you're descended from a guy whose cousin knew Benjamin Franklin's cook!'

"Your DNA test came back – you're 49% from the Amazon, 49% from the Caribbean, and 2% from some plastics plant in Texas."

Frankenstein's Ancestry

Genetic Meddling

Genetic link to obesity.

"Since Gerald discovered he had 5% Viking DNA he insists on fitting in a bit of pillaging before tea."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

Likes: $2.

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

Family DNA

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

'Maths is fun!'

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

Computer games

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

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