Data Explorer Gifts

'...while 86 million prefer grilled cheese, and 58.7 million of them like mustard on it.'

"Before we analyze the data, we must analyze the person who came up with the data."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

'For those with books, open and follow along. For those with laptops, follow me on Twitter.'

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

"Thank you for that summation of the charts."

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

Likes: $2.

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Remember Mr. Cockbundle is not just a 'customer', he is an important source of valuable and readily marketable data."

Real Life/Surreal Life

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

'Hey...remember T.V.?

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

Computer games

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'