Information Explorer Gifts

Information

'They're encyclopedias, Timmy... They're an early form of Google.'

"I see you're still fishing for that key piece of data."

Words on screen: 'You can believe everything you read on the internet.' Woman says: 'How do we know that's true?'

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

The first car accident.

'For those with books, open and follow along. For those with laptops, follow me on Twitter.'

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

'It's all original research. I had no assistance when I looked it up on Wikipedia.'

Likes: $2.

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Real Life/Surreal Life

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

Artifishial Intelligence

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

'I have multiple personalities and they are all following me on Twitter.'

'Hey...remember T.V.?