It Explorer Gifts

Upload/Download Elevator

Drawing graphs on a computer.

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

'For those with books, open and follow along. For those with laptops, follow me on Twitter.'

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

Robotic Man

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

Likes: $2.

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Real Life/Surreal Life

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

'I have multiple personalities and they are all following me on Twitter.'

'Hey...remember T.V.?

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."