Et Explorer Gifts

"Great. I guess he'll win again."

'You won't go away empty-handed. We have some lovely parting gifts, including the fun, home version!'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

Robotic Man

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

Ascent of Machine.

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

Danger Slow Sand.

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"We evolved from asteroids"

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

Baby rocks!

Connected to Technology.

Exit only.

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

"Even though I wasn't always perfect, I feel deep down that I am now."

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.