Infrastructure Explorer Gifts

''Infrastructure'? - You mean like rocks and sticks?'

Ticket office modernised

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

The first car accident.

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

Artifishial Intelligence

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

Your Future Home.

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

Thinking with the left side of the brain/Thinking with what's left of your brain.

'The school computers are six months old. How can I be expected to be competitive in the job market if I'm trained on obsolete equipment?'

'This 'infrastructure' stuff you keep talking about -- does it have anything to do with vegetables?'

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

"Neversource"

Space for Lease.

'We're beta testing Goo-Goo Glass.'

"It will scare away our competitors."

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

HUAWEI 5G

"Here's the problem."

"Is it me, or are these potholes getting worse?"

"Buildings are falling down, roads are crumbling, fuel supplies are hacker. We break for an ad for drugs that will get you through it."

"So tell me again about the disastrous effects the Biden infrastructure plan will have on the deficit that you're suddenly so concerned about. . ."

Henry Fox Talbot

"Our company is going to embrace cutting edge change...that's why the room is full of old white guys waiting for me to load a motivational video into a VCR."

Is this what they call inherent safety?

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

Footballer kicking his own brain.

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'