Infrastructure Observer Gifts

'Out of town supermarket - with town built around it.'

Waiting and waiting and waiting room

'When is someone going to come up with a plan to fix these worn out roads.'

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

He used to pass the buck, since being promoted to management he gets to call it delegating authority.

"I like to sit facing the room to see if anyone seated after us gets served before us."

'Chicken Farms - Pecking Order'

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

'This 'infrastructure' stuff you keep talking about -- does it have anything to do with vegetables?'

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

"What we need in this organisation is more personal contact."

HUAWEI 5G

'How dare they make these kind of suggestions?!'

"Is it me, or are these potholes getting worse?"

"Buildings are falling down, roads are crumbling, fuel supplies are hacker. We break for an ad for drugs that will get you through it."

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

'I suppose it was a blessing. Toward the end he was finding it very difficult to remain competitive.'

'racism is the new black.'

US Infrastructure Deteriorating

You are here.

"This guy looks like he's really out of touch."

'This doesn't look good.'

Holding the Line Against Terrorists with Midrange IQs

"At our company everything is based on trust. You can trust that you can trust no one."

C'mon, Bob, the associate chases the manager's tail, the manager chases the VP's tail, and the VP chases my tail for me – You know how this works.

Changes in the economic policy of the state.

Sing along with Mueller

'Our ceiling is under repair--sorry.'

Boris discover is where the 'money tree' is.

Do not pass.

No matter where he worked, Frank always found himself six cubicles of separation removed from the fun crowd.

"To give him credit...normally I think these staff 'consultations' are a complete waste of time...but he's been in his office all morning working on our ideas."