Outsourcing Observer Gifts

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

Even Santa outsources

'As you know, this is a Right-To-Work-Cheap-OR-we-send-your-job-to-Asia-state...'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

"I like to sit facing the room to see if anyone seated after us gets served before us."

'Chicken Farms - Pecking Order'

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

"What we need in this organisation is more personal contact."

'How dare they make these kind of suggestions?!'

You're right, boss, there may be too much idle chit-chat, but let me talk it over with my friends.

'I suppose it was a blessing. Toward the end he was finding it very difficult to remain competitive.'

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

'Hey, this guy's been operated on before!'

You are here.

'Perhaps I was a bit too graphic in describing the surgical procedure.'

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

"I don't have a 'first hired, last fired' policy. I just fire!"

"|For some reason, the boss is obsessed with my screen."

'Webster, is it just me, or do our new employees seem to be younger every year,'

"At our company everything is based on trust. You can trust that you can trust no one."

Astronaut Selfie.

"It's a turkey vulture, and it's got something big. Honey, where's Delia?"

'This doesn't look good.'

"Look at that ant farm! I love the ants' little overalls!

'If you have a problem, take it up with the boss. His door is always open.'

U.S.Postal Service - Then and Now

'Why is there a 'Like' button but no 'Despise' button?'

"You didn't post anything on social media today. So, the church sent someone over to witness miracle."

No matter where he worked, Frank always found himself six cubicles of separation removed from the fun crowd.

"To give him credit...normally I think these staff 'consultations' are a complete waste of time...but he's been in his office all morning working on our ideas."