Outsourcing Observer Gifts

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

Foxconn: Outsourcer Outsources Outsourced...What?

Even Santa outsources

'As you know, this is a Right-To-Work-Cheap-OR-we-send-your-job-to-Asia-state...'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

He used to pass the buck, since being promoted to management he gets to call it delegating authority.

"I like to sit facing the room to see if anyone seated after us gets served before us."

'Chicken Farms - Pecking Order'

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

"What we need in this organisation is more personal contact."

'How dare they make these kind of suggestions?!'

You're right, boss, there may be too much idle chit-chat, but let me talk it over with my friends.

'I suppose it was a blessing. Toward the end he was finding it very difficult to remain competitive.'

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

'Hey, this guy's been operated on before!'

You are here.

'Perhaps I was a bit too graphic in describing the surgical procedure.'

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

"At our company everything is based on trust. You can trust that you can trust no one."

'Webster, is it just me, or do our new employees seem to be younger every year,'

C'mon, Bob, the associate chases the manager's tail, the manager chases the VP's tail, and the VP chases my tail for me – You know how this works.

"Look at that ant farm! I love the ants' little overalls!

"It's a turkey vulture, and it's got something big. Honey, where's Delia?"

"I don't have a 'first hired, last fired' policy. I just fire!"

Astronaut Selfie.

"|For some reason, the boss is obsessed with my screen."

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

'This doesn't look good.'

'If you have a problem, take it up with the boss. His door is always open.'

U.S.Postal Service - Then and Now

A psychic predicts the discovery of gluten.

No, I don't think they throw those up here for us.