Bout Observer Gifts

'I hope it's a quick knockout, I'm double parked.'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

"The end of my favorite series is near."

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

Domestic Spying Drones

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

'Hey, this guy's been operated on before!'

When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault

'Perhaps I was a bit too graphic in describing the surgical procedure.'

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

The world of surveillance.

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

Chess on TV

Astronaut Selfie.

"This guy looks like he's really out of touch."

"It's a turkey vulture, and it's got something big. Honey, where's Delia?"

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"Bob, you've been warned before. You can't come to prayer just to gather gossip material."

"Look at that ant farm! I love the ants' little overalls!

Changes in the economic policy of the state.

Sing along with Mueller

Boris discover is where the 'money tree' is.

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

'Why is there a 'Like' button but no 'Despise' button?'

No, I don't think they throw those up here for us.

"I'm starting to miss the summer people. It's been weeks since I glowered."

"This is Norman's little bureau of alcohol, tobacco, and firearms."