Outfit Observer Gifts

"No, I'm not wearing a black sweater. My black cat sheds a lot."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

"That shirt is so last year."

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

Astronaut Selfie.

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

"It's a turkey vulture, and it's got something big. Honey, where's Delia?"

"Look at that ant farm! I love the ants' little overalls!

'What day is trash pickup around here?'

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

'As you know, this is a Right-To-Work-Cheap-OR-we-send-your-job-to-Asia-state...'

Cut out and keep your own Wardrobe Assistant.

Go Back to New York

Cat and Squirrel on Screen Door.

'This is my favorite machine in the gym.'

'I say, it really shows off your astigmatism to its greatest advantage, doesn't it?'

Impractical Gardener.

"Oh, man. Ha ha! The look on your face when that squirrel turned around and started chasing you!"

Oculist.

'How can you be so cheap?'

Fashionista

Space junk.

"I don't know...it's just not you."

Hurdles with Steps

'Why John, I remember you when you were this high.'