Orientation Observer Gifts

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

'As I see it, our choices are 'no' and 'hell no'.'

"Are we there yet?"

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

"How do you feel about working a four-day week?"

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

Fish tank filled with sardines.

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

"Oh, for crying out loud, Lou... just go in the water!"

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

"Look at that ant farm! I love the ants' little overalls!

"Again, I must remind the witness that he is under oath!"

Fish Feeding Frenzy

"It's a turkey vulture, and it's got something big. Honey, where's Delia?"

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

Astronaut Selfie.

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

Gone to seed.

'What day is trash pickup around here?'

'Now class...' says teacher looking at fish while the children are all staring at a mermaid in the next tank.

"We used to be cooler."

Fisherman's catch getting it's revenge

'I got one this small.'

"There goes that creepy music again...