Orientation Observer Gifts

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

'As I see it, our choices are 'no' and 'hell no'.'

"Are we there yet?"

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

"How do you feel about working a four-day week?"

'Your secondhand smoke is giving the hermit crab a hacking cough!'

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

Fish tank filled with sardines.

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

"Again, I must remind the witness that he is under oath!"

Astronaut Selfie.

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

"It's a turkey vulture, and it's got something big. Honey, where's Delia?"

"Look at that ant farm! I love the ants' little overalls!

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

Fish Feeding Frenzy

"Oh, for crying out loud, Lou... just go in the water!"

"We used to be cooler."

'What day is trash pickup around here?'

Fisherman's catch getting it's revenge

'Now class...' says teacher looking at fish while the children are all staring at a mermaid in the next tank.

Gone to seed.

"There goes that creepy music again...