Obstacle Observer Gifts

Hurdles with Steps

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Beaver tower

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

"Trash pickup isn't for another two days, isn't it?"

'Hey, this guy's been operated on before!'

'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

'Perhaps I was a bit too graphic in describing the surgical procedure.'

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

"I started out with a molehill, then I just kept going."

"It's a turkey vulture, and it's got something big. Honey, where's Delia?"

"Look at that ant farm! I love the ants' little overalls!

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

Astronaut Selfie.

'What day is trash pickup around here?'

'Why should I be scared? I'm not a crow...'

"Now, son, hitting a car is all about timing. You'll want to release about here..."

"I'm liking it already!"

No, I don't think they throw those up here for us.

Artist is drawing a mug instead of the models.

Spider watching his web cam.

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

At a bear crossing sign a silhouette of a bear and cub cross the road in front of a car.

'Quick! Take a picture!'

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