Optics Observer Gifts

Betty's Ex, Ray, Glasses.

'He's so fast he has to stop to clean the insects off his glasses.'

Eye Ball

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

'As I see it, our choices are 'no' and 'hell no'.'

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

"It's a turkey vulture, and it's got something big. Honey, where's Delia?"

Astronaut Selfie.

"Look at that ant farm! I love the ants' little overalls!

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

Gone to seed.

'What day is trash pickup around here?'

'We just received a radio signal from Tau-Upsilon that was utter drivel. Do you suppose it was one of their TV shows?'

'No, I'm not into astronomy. That telescope is for you to see your new parking spot.'

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

A very young mariner. A young mariner. An ancient mariner.

Go Back to New York

Cat and Squirrel on Screen Door.

Space junk.

Impractical Gardener.

'Well, we couldn't store all the corn.'

Oculist.

'I say, it really shows off your astigmatism to its greatest advantage, doesn't it?'

"Oh, man. Ha ha! The look on your face when that squirrel turned around and started chasing you!"

'I've always found the stars disappointingly small.'

First Contact

"Well, of course you feel like you are - We ARE all just going around in circles!"

"I feel like Brunnhilde, but in 'The Kentucky Cycle.'"