'No, I'm not into astronomy. That telescope is for you to see your new parking spot.'
Telescope Observer Gifts
Looking for a gift for a telescope observer? Celebrate their love of the stars and their curiosity with our unique range of products. From mugs that sparkle with witty astrophysical quotes to stylish t-shirts, cozy pillows, and captivating art prints, our collection is designed to inspire and entertain those fascinated by the night sky. Whether they’re amateur astronomers or serious stargazers, these gifts bring a fun and personal touch to their celestial passion.
A very young mariner. A young mariner. An ancient mariner.
"Just saying, whenever we search for intelligent life in the universe, we always point the telescope away from Earth."
The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.
"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."
'Slip Ahoy!'
"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"
"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."
'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'
"Move along please. There's nothing to see here!"
Rapunzcow
Astronaut Selfie.
No caption. (An astronomer looks through a high-powered telescope while a baby in a crib looks through a hand-held scope).
"We've discovered intelligent life in Outer Space, based on how geeky they look."
"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."
Crisis.
"No aliens"
"This is Matt with your five day forecast, on location."
'What day is trash pickup around here?'
Sure, Jupiter's the biggest, but I hear he uses Asteroids to build up his bulk!
'He's so fast he has to stop to clean the insects off his glasses.'
"What really grinds my gears is by this time next year, I'll look exactly like you."
'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'
The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.
Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, Earth, Venus, Mars … Mercury … Um, Pluto? Charon? No, Pluto … or Eris? Ugh …
'Bad news, fellas... it's inventory time.'
'First snowdrop.'
Voyeurs guide to the Cosmos (stars in the shape of a sexy woman).
'Asteroid, asteroid!' ... 'Fore!'
'...I think I found Ursa Major.'
Space junk.
Atlas juggling with the moon.
"I just spotted the brightest star. . . I'm Sirius!"
'I've always found the stars disappointingly small.'
'Howling at the Moon got me interested in Astronomy...'
Telescope Observer Gifts Collection
Telescope Observer Mugs
Explore our collection of telescope observer mugs, the perfect way to start or end a stargazing night with a bit of humor and cosmic charm.
Telescope Observer Pillows
Check out our celestial pillows—bring the cosmos into their cozy space with prints that celebrate their love for astronomy.
Telescope Observer Prints
Discover stunning space-themed prints that inspire awe and bring a touch of the universe into their home or observatory.
Telescope Observer T-Shirts
Browse our telescope observer t-shirts—comfortable, witty, and designed for those who love to gaze at the stars and share their passion in style.