Telescope Observer Pillows

'No, I'm not into astronomy. That telescope is for you to see your new parking spot.'

A very young mariner. A young mariner. An ancient mariner.

"Just saying, whenever we search for intelligent life in the universe, we always point the telescope away from Earth."

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

'Slip Ahoy!'

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

"Move along please. There's nothing to see here!"

Rapunzcow

Astronaut Selfie.

No caption. (An astronomer looks through a high-powered telescope while a baby in a crib looks through a hand-held scope).

"We've discovered intelligent life in Outer Space, based on how geeky they look."

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

Crisis.

"No aliens"

"This is Matt with your five day forecast, on location."

'What day is trash pickup around here?'

Sure, Jupiter's the biggest, but I hear he uses Asteroids to build up his bulk!

'He's so fast he has to stop to clean the insects off his glasses.'

"What really grinds my gears is by this time next year, I'll look exactly like you."

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, Earth, Venus, Mars … Mercury … Um, Pluto? Charon? No, Pluto … or Eris? Ugh …

'Bad news, fellas... it's inventory time.'

'First snowdrop.'

Voyeurs guide to the Cosmos (stars in the shape of a sexy woman).

'Asteroid, asteroid!' ... 'Fore!'

'...I think I found Ursa Major.'

Space junk.

Atlas juggling with the moon.

"I just spotted the brightest star. . . I'm Sirius!"

'I've always found the stars disappointingly small.'

'Howling at the Moon got me interested in Astronomy...'