Telescope Watcher Pillows

'Slip Ahoy!'

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

'I think it's safe to say that there used to be life here on the moon, but that it's now extinct.'

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

Rapunzcow

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

Area 51: The Inside Story

No caption. (An astronomer looks through a high-powered telescope while a baby in a crib looks through a hand-held scope).

"And how long till they start saying the 'Great' after my name."

Astronomers studying the 26 moons of Uranus...

Pyramid UFO...

"We've discovered intelligent life in Outer Space, based on how geeky they look."

'Run! They're from the Mother Ship.'

'No, I'm not into astronomy. That telescope is for you to see your new parking spot.'

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

A very young mariner. A young mariner. An ancient mariner.

Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, Earth, Venus, Mars … Mercury … Um, Pluto? Charon? No, Pluto … or Eris? Ugh …

I wonder what kind of welcome

'Bad news, fellas... it's inventory time.'

'Hey, look how tiny the Earth appears through this end!'

'This new star sends out periodic pulses in a very appealing rhythm -- I think I'll name it 'Bossa Nova.''

'First snowdrop.'

'Gladys, put your money away. It's not a casino.'

"Nope. Still no intelligent life."

Internal Clock

"I just spotted the brightest star. . . I'm Sirius!"

'wow, I can't believe we never noticed that!'

'Howling at the Moon got me interested in Astronomy...'

"No, we don't want to abduct you. We just want your wallet."

"Sometimes, on a clear day, you can actually see a tree..!"

Air traffic controllers, as always, cool, calm and collected.

"Move along, people, there's nothing to see here."

Scientist collects star as it falls out of telescope