Telescope Watching Pillows

'Hey, our neighbor has the same model telescope as we do!'

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

'Slip Ahoy!'

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

Venice 1609: Someone plays a practical joke on Galileo. . .

'No, I'm not into astronomy. That telescope is for you to see your new parking spot.'

'We discovered a massive dust and gas cloud which is either the beginning of a new star of just a hell of a lot of dust and gas.'

"Since you've been watching me on my planet, I was hoping you could tell me where I lost my phone."

A very young mariner. A young mariner. An ancient mariner.

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

Little guy using telescope to see past a big guy blocking his view in the crowd,

Entry level astronomer...

'Bad news, fellas... it's inventory time.'

'Hey, look how tiny the Earth appears through this end!'

'This new star sends out periodic pulses in a very appealing rhythm -- I think I'll name it 'Bossa Nova.''

Voyeurs guide to the Cosmos (stars in the shape of a sexy woman).

'First snowdrop.'

"I just spotted the brightest star. . . I'm Sirius!"

"Even though we work with enormous numbers, a zillion just doesn't tell us very much."

"I'll call it 'Saturn'. Hey - that's got a nice ring to it. . !"

'I think I finally spotted a star between the spy satellites.'

'Howling at the Moon got me interested in Astronomy...'

"Sometimes, on a clear day, you can actually see a tree..!"

Shadow

End of crisis

Scientist collects star as it falls out of telescope

"I told you not to look directly at the sun!"