Telescopes Pillows

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Dinner's ready"

Voyeurs guide to the Cosmos (stars in the shape of a sexy woman).

'We discovered a massive dust and gas cloud which is either the beginning of a new star of just a hell of a lot of dust and gas.'

'The Universe isn't coming to an end, Schneebart -- you just left the lens cap on!'

"Even though we work with enormous numbers, a zillion just doesn't tell us very much."

"What is the speed of dark?"

'I think I finally spotted a star between the spy satellites.'

'Ah-ha! -- Made you look!'

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

"I'll call it 'Saturn'. Hey - that's got a nice ring to it. . !"

'Those aren't sunspots, dummy - Your glasses are dirty again!'

'I'm going to take a shower - No peeking, now.'

"I can see back in time millions of years, but what I'd really love to see is where my husband went last night."

"Since you've been watching me on my planet, I was hoping you could tell me where I lost my phone."

Venice 1609: Someone plays a practical joke on Galileo. . .

"They said it was the natural resting position of the telescope, but it still creeps me out."

Little guy using telescope to see past a big guy blocking his view in the crowd,

Entry level astronomer...

'It looked a lot bigger through the telescope.'

A man staring up his own fundament through complex telescope.

"We're picking up the birth of a star and the death of a star. The only problem is, it seems to be the same star."

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

'Slip Ahoy!'

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

'No, I'm not into astronomy. That telescope is for you to see your new parking spot.'

A very young mariner. A young mariner. An ancient mariner.

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

'Bad news, fellas... it's inventory time.'

'Hey, look how tiny the Earth appears through this end!'

'First snowdrop.'

"I just spotted the brightest star. . . I'm Sirius!"

'Howling at the Moon got me interested in Astronomy...'

"Sometimes, on a clear day, you can actually see a tree..!"