Telescope Usage Pillows

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

'Slip Ahoy!'

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

Venice 1609: Someone plays a practical joke on Galileo. . .

'We discovered a massive dust and gas cloud which is either the beginning of a new star of just a hell of a lot of dust and gas.'

'No, I'm not into astronomy. That telescope is for you to see your new parking spot.'

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

Little guy using telescope to see past a big guy blocking his view in the crowd,

Entry level astronomer...

"Since you've been watching me on my planet, I was hoping you could tell me where I lost my phone."

A very young mariner. A young mariner. An ancient mariner.

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

'Bad news, fellas... it's inventory time.'

'Hey, look how tiny the Earth appears through this end!'

Voyeurs guide to the Cosmos (stars in the shape of a sexy woman).

'First snowdrop.'

"Even though we work with enormous numbers, a zillion just doesn't tell us very much."

"I'll call it 'Saturn'. Hey - that's got a nice ring to it. . !"

'I think I finally spotted a star between the spy satellites.'

"I just spotted the brightest star. . . I'm Sirius!"

'We think that ring around the planet Earth is made up of communication satellites.'

'Howling at the Moon got me interested in Astronomy...'

"Sometimes, on a clear day, you can actually see a tree..!"

End of crisis

Astronomical observations.

Scientist collects star as it falls out of telescope

'Those aren't sunspots, dummy - Your glasses are dirty again!'