Telescope User Pillows

"Sometimes, on a clear day, you can actually see a tree..!"

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

'Slip Ahoy!'

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

How Patrick Moore chooses a hotel..."Hmmm four stars".

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

"We've discovered intelligent life in Outer Space, based on how geeky they look."

'No, I'm not into astronomy. That telescope is for you to see your new parking spot.'

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

A very young mariner. A young mariner. An ancient mariner.

'If you think using a stick is evolutionary, wait till you try one these dipped in chocolate.'

'Bad news, fellas... it's inventory time.'

'Hey, look how tiny the Earth appears through this end!'

'First snowdrop.'

"I just spotted the brightest star. . . I'm Sirius!"

'We think that ring around the planet Earth is made up of communication satellites.'

'Howling at the Moon got me interested in Astronomy...'

Eye test telescope.

Scientist collects star as it falls out of telescope

End of crisis

"I told you not to look directly at the sun!"

Before podcasting, there was bobcasting...

'You don't have to text to see if I'd like a cup of tea. I'm here just ask me.'

'Look, director, there it is again. It appears every spring.'

"Today we're learning how to simultaneously drive and talk on the cell phone!"

Pandemic End

"I'm going to tell my grandchildren about that?"