Telescope User Prints

"Sometimes, on a clear day, you can actually see a tree..!"

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

'Slip Ahoy!'

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

How Patrick Moore chooses a hotel..."Hmmm four stars".

No caption. (An astronomer looks through a high-powered telescope while a baby in a crib looks through a hand-held scope).

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

Astronomers studying the 26 moons of Uranus...

"We've discovered intelligent life in Outer Space, based on how geeky they look."

'No, I'm not into astronomy. That telescope is for you to see your new parking spot.'

A very young mariner. A young mariner. An ancient mariner.

'If you think using a stick is evolutionary, wait till you try one these dipped in chocolate.'

Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, Earth, Venus, Mars … Mercury … Um, Pluto? Charon? No, Pluto … or Eris? Ugh …

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

'Bad news, fellas... it's inventory time.'

'Hey, look how tiny the Earth appears through this end!'

'First snowdrop.'

"I just spotted the brightest star. . . I'm Sirius!"

'We think that ring around the planet Earth is made up of communication satellites.'

'Howling at the Moon got me interested in Astronomy...'

Eye test telescope.

Scientist collects star as it falls out of telescope

No caption. (A mythological centaur, ancient Greek and assorted animals wait in line behind a lion to look out a telescope.)

End of crisis

Discovery of life in the outer cartoon universe.

"I told you not to look directly at the sun!"

My turn! I spy, with my little eye

Before podcasting, there was bobcasting...

"Today we're learning how to simultaneously drive and talk on the cell phone!"

'Look, director, there it is again. It appears every spring.'

'You don't have to text to see if I'd like a cup of tea. I'm here just ask me.'

Pandemic End

"I'm going to tell my grandchildren about that?"