Telescope Gazer Prints

Woman on Widow Walk Watching Golf

'First snowdrop.'

No caption. (An astronomer looks through a high-powered telescope while a baby in a crib looks through a hand-held scope).

Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, Earth, Venus, Mars … Mercury … Um, Pluto? Charon? No, Pluto … or Eris? Ugh …

"I saw the perfect parking spot. I gotta get back there and grab it."

'It looked a lot bigger through the telescope.'

The End of Crisis.

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

God Sneezes Out Creation

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

'Slip Ahoy!'

The cat taught her to live life to the fullest. Which, for an indoor cat, means eat, sleep and stare out the window.

Emergency exit into Space

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

Hey, how was space? Fine. Jeez. The adolescent astronaut.

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

The Milky Way (Detail)

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!"

'You have to admit Darling that there's an awesome view from our eyrie...'

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

"Cushy job, corner office with a view - everything you've ever wanted is just through those windows."

Window in the Sky.

'Forget it, this planet only has one star.'

"So what do you do for a living?"

Standings: Milky Way Conference

'No, no, no. I never said you'd be next to a window. I said you'd be able to see the mountains from your desk.'

'When we start the countdown, you creep up under the rocket, light the fuse, then run like hell.'

"I want to be an astronaut, president of the United States and ruler of the universe! Chica power!"

God Plays Baseball with the Earth