Telescope Gazer Mugs

Woman on Widow Walk Watching Golf

'First snowdrop.'

'It looked a lot bigger through the telescope.'

The End of Crisis.

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

God Sneezes Out Creation

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

'Slip Ahoy!'

The cat taught her to live life to the fullest. Which, for an indoor cat, means eat, sleep and stare out the window.

Emergency exit into Space

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

The Milky Way (Detail)

"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!"

'You have to admit Darling that there's an awesome view from our eyrie...'

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

Window in the Sky.

Standings: Milky Way Conference

"So what do you do for a living?"

'Forget it, this planet only has one star.'

"Cushy job, corner office with a view - everything you've ever wanted is just through those windows."

"I want to be an astronaut, president of the United States and ruler of the universe! Chica power!"

You are Here

'When we start the countdown, you creep up under the rocket, light the fuse, then run like hell.'

"Gee, I just wish I had the words to describe this scene to you fellows back on earth...!"

'That is some serious alternative energy.'

Desert Mirage

'Can you believe it? - This hayseed doesn't even know which GALAXY we're in!'

I hate it when the moon shows his dark side...