Telescope Geek Pillows

'If I've told you once, I've told you a hundred times...don't call me during eclipses!'

Alien David statue

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

Elfie Stick

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"Take me to your Larder!"

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

Early Colour TV

"It's the dawn of a new era"

'Slip Ahoy!'

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

Romance of Radio Astronomy

"In the spirit of co-operation, peace and friendship with the people of Earth, we welcome Captain Zork and his incredible advanced weapons technology..."

'Okay I admit it - we probably do need a rocket scientist.'

"I am using my GPS, but I spilled coffee on it which is why I'm really lost."

"Okay, who's been messing with the copy machine?"

How Patrick Moore chooses a hotel..."Hmmm four stars".

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

'Captain, I think we're entering the Binary System!'

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

Thomas Edison's brother Wilmer...couldn't even figure out how to turn on the light.

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

Caveman Wheel Invention Version 2.0

"We've discovered intelligent life in Outer Space, based on how geeky they look."

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

"If God had intended us to fly in jets, He would have seen to it that the Wright Brothers invented jets."