Telescope Nerd Pillows

'Bad news, fellas... it's inventory time.'

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The Computer Bore

Alien David statue

"Houston, we have a problem."

Ascent of Machine.

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

The Age of Reptiles. . .

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

Vaccine

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

The real reason why flamingos are pink

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

"Nasty sunburn."

Why giraffes hate winter

"Sorry it's late. I got caught in Spring migration."

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

"I get the strange feeling this has happened before."