Telescope Lover Pillows

Astronomers studying the 26 moons of Uranus...

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

'Slip Ahoy!'

Sexual chemistry set

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

How Patrick Moore chooses a hotel..."Hmmm four stars".

'No cheating'

"I don’t know why we bother traveling—they just missed the entire Milky Way."

God creating the galaxy.

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

No caption. (An astronomer looks through a high-powered telescope while a baby in a crib looks through a hand-held scope).

"What's so galling is that you don't even realize how Earthist you are."

Where Meteorites Come From. Ahh-choo!

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

"Another fly-over planet."

Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, Earth, Venus, Mars … Mercury … Um, Pluto? Charon? No, Pluto … or Eris? Ugh …

"If you can't see the sea I can recommend an optician in the High Street."

'Bad news, fellas... it's inventory time.'

'Hey, look how tiny the Earth appears through this end!'

'First snowdrop.'

Latest picture of a black hole. . . this time a close up.

'We think that ring around the planet Earth is made up of communication satellites.'

'Howling at the Moon got me interested in Astronomy...'

"Sometimes, on a clear day, you can actually see a tree..!"

Eye test telescope.

Scientist collects star as it falls out of telescope

"It was a typical evening at home as the Smiths checked for alien hairs on each other's collars."

'I propose a new destination. There's a planet on the far side of Alpha Centauri that I like.'

End of crisis

"I told you not to look directly at the sun!"

My turn! I spy, with my little eye

No caption. (A mythological centaur, ancient Greek and assorted animals wait in line behind a lion to look out a telescope.)