Astronomy Lover Pillows

'I think you're right, Bender. We revolve around the bulb.'

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

Folk wisdom of the galaxies

"Another fly-over planet."

'I propose a new destination. There's a planet on the far side of Alpha Centauri that I like.'

God creating the galaxy.

"Your wife says you will be over the Moon if it's a boy - have you considered Venus if it's a girl?"

"I thought it was a cluster of falling stars, then I realized it was General Petraeus."

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

Latest picture of a black hole. . . this time a close up.

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

Alien David statue

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

Head over Hooves

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

"Well, that one got away."

Marry me astronaut

The star hunters

"Not now, Oliver."